8/9 27 Beethoven tracks in 10 minutes

27 Beethoven tracks in 10 minutes and 10 seconds.

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1. Canon A 3 - Hol'euch Der Teufel! B'hüt Euch Gott!, (Devil take you!  God protect you!) WoO.173  
2. Diabelli Variations. - XV: Presto scherzando    (Gulda)
3. 11 Bagatelles, op.119 (1821) (Kovacevich) - 10. Allegramente  
4. Ecossaise In E Flat Major WoO.86 (1825)(Schenk)
5. The Creatures of Prometheus, Op.43 (1801) (Harnoncourt/COE) - XIII.Andante 'Coro di Gioja'
6. Riddle Canon A 2 - Gott Ist Eine Feste Burg (God is a firm stronghold), WoO.188  
7. 12 Var. from Mozart's 'The Magic Flute': Op.66 (1796) - Variation VI (Maisky,Argerich)
8. Two Movements Of A Sonatina In F Major WoO.50 (1792) - No 2 (Schenk)
9. Canon A 5 - Allegro In A Major For 2 Violins, WoO.35 (1825)
10. 12 Var. from Mozart's 'The Magic Flute': Variation V
11. Canon A 3 - Ich Küsse Sie (I kiss you), WoO.169
12. Waltz In D Major WoO.85 (1825) (Schenk)
13. Ecossaise WoO.83 (1806)- No.6 (Brendel)
14. 12 Var. from Mozart's 'The Magic Flute':Variation II
15. Anglaise In D Major Hess 61(Schenk)
16. Ecossaise WoO.83 (1806)- No.5(Brendel)
17. String Trio 2: Serenade for Violin, Viola & Cello in D major, Op.8 (1797) - 3. Allegro molto  
18. 12 Var. from Mozart's 'The Magic Flute':Variation III
19. anon A 4 - Brauchle, Linke, WoO.167
20. 12 Var. from Mozart's 'The Magic Flute':Variation VIII
21. Duo fur 2 Violins (A-dur) WoO.34 (1822)
22. Violin Sonata No.5 in F, Op.24, 'Spring'  - Scherzo; Allegro molto   (Heifetz)
23. Ecossaise WoO.83 (1806), No.1(Brendel)
24. 8 Variations on a theme by Waldstein in C major WoO.67 (1792) - Var. 4
25. Ecossaise WoO.83 (1806)- No.3(Brendel)
26. Diabelli V. X: Presto  
27. Ritterballett WoO.1 (Karajan) (1791) - 5. Kriegslied/War Song   

 

And here's a bonus track in case you really need a 28th Track:

Lob auf den Dicken (In Praise of the Fat One) Musical Joke WoO 100 (1801)

 

"Schuppanzigh ist ein Lump.
Wer kennt ihn nicht,
den dicken Sauermagen,
den aufgeblasnen Eselskopf?
O Lump Schuppanzigh,
o Esel Schuppanzigh,
wir stimmen alle ein,
du bist der größte Esel,
o Esel, hi hi ha."

"Schuppanzigh is a scoundrel
Who doesn't know him
the fat sour-belly
the puffed up ass's head?
O rogue Schuppanzigh
O donkey Schuppanzigh
We all agree
that you're the biggest ass
O ass, hee-haw"

What a card.